Saturday, October 6, 2007

643- ZIP IT UP

HOW TO LET SOMEONE KNOW THEIR ZIPPER IS OPEN
Subtle lines to clue a pal in on a possible breach of the jeans.
Just lean in and say..
Your cucumber has left the salad.
Your Robin has left the hood.
You've got Windows on your laptop.
Your soldier ain't unknown anymore.
Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
You've got your fly set on "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
And of course the old 'barn door' adage still works too.
Aren't these really ridiculous? More beer!
.....GED.....

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