Thursday, October 25, 2007

699- WARNING

ALCOHOL MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS
WARNING: consumption of alcohol...
..may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.
..is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
..may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
..may cause you to thay shings like thish.
..may cause you to tell the boss what you really think while photocopying your butt at the office party.
..may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
..may leave you wondering what ever happened to your pants.
..may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name you can't remember.)
..is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
..may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named "Psycho."
..may lead you to believe you're invisible (or invincible).
..may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
Have another one, same as the other one!!
.....GED.....

No comments: