THEY'RE ON THE BOOKS, ENFORCEMENT MAY BE A DIFFERENT MATTERFailure to follow these laws could lead to torture or even hanging.. ( Just Kidding) These are for fun and grins.
We'll get right to the point, here are some really crazy sex laws... (No Kidding)...
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, or sardines.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
So don't shoot your gun or violate any of these ridiculous laws....You could get your ass in the slammer or your tit in a wringer... just be cool!
.....GED.....
We'll get right to the point, here are some really crazy sex laws... (No Kidding)...
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, or sardines.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
So don't shoot your gun or violate any of these ridiculous laws....You could get your ass in the slammer or your tit in a wringer... just be cool!
.....GED.....
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