630- WALKIN' THE DOG

IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE........

There should never be any doubt, but just in case you may be looking for some reasons, or maybe you were just pissed off by your significant other, here are some points to ponder, until you cool off. Take your dog for a walk and digest these thoughts....
TWENTY REASONS...To have a dog..
The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24-hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs like to go hunting.

Another man will seldom steal your dog.
If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
Well by the time you get through this list you and your dog should have renewed your friendship, it will now be time to go home and do the same with the one you sleep with...
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