A TRUE CONFESSION...Subject:
Before the rumors start...
To: All my friends and family, I'm letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or through the rumor mill that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child. I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test, however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong and undeniable resemblance to me. On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support immediately.
Do you think I need to pursue this any farther?
To: All my friends and family, I'm letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or through the rumor mill that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child. I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test, however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong and undeniable resemblance to me. On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support immediately.
Do you think I need to pursue this any farther?
THE PICTURE PROOF
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Just call me dad.. The apple dosen't fall far from the tree...
.....GED.....
.....GED.....
8 comments:
That is so bad. So bad, it's good. Erdene is going to laugh so hard tomorrow morning, when she returns. Been to the Manic Inn in Susape? Got a mail from Anita this morning, glad they are still in business. Smoked Salmon and Avocado samwhich, it rules.
Been there once, $5.00 beers?
Too much....
Couldn't resist the photo proof when I saw it!
Yeah, the $5USD beers were a bit much. I stuck with the grapefruit based drinks. Nice place to hang, the ladies aren't pushy, even brought the wife and child in a few times. Just called ahead to ask for "bra's on". Always glad to oblige. I sent this link on to Jeff t tonight, but thought you might enjoy a look at life in 80's through Frank Zappa's eyes. I'm going to do a post on the subject of censorship one day and this show will provide a lot of material. Can't we all just get along? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc&NR=1
it does look like you. too bad his nose is between his legs, though....
Damn, Brad you must have been doing it wrong all this time!
Now let me explai...
LOL!!!!
This is so wrong.. and yet, so funny.
y the heck do i keep coming back to your frikin' blog? ...... LOL!
Ya love me, Boonie, good to see you back!
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