MEN, ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE TRIVIAL BITS 'O WITWe addressed certain things not to buy for women in an earlier post, well here are certain things one should never
SAY OR DO to a woman, or you could have one angry lady on your hands..... See photo.
Here they are:
- Don’t ever say in front of women that there aren’t any irreplaceable ones. It could happen that they would replace you without letting you know about it.
- Never tell a woman how great she looks when you are on the phone.
- Never tell women small lies. Save your strength for important stuff.
- If you have something you don’t need, never throw it away. Offer it to a woman. Let her throw it away herself.
- Never ask a woman’s opinion on any issue. She will give it to you anyway. And not just one time. And not just one opinion.
- Try to avoid the unexpected. Remember, the best surprise for a woman is the thing of which she told you a month ago and of which she reminded you every day since then.
- Under no circumstances should you let a woman for second suspect that you are capable of washing the dishes.
- Never call a woman by her best friend’s name.
- You should not send a woman to get beer.
- Never use logical arguments when you are speaking with a woman. Remember that in such cases you appear to her a complete idiot.
- Don’t give a woman ambiguous compliments. She will always take it the wrong way.
- Be aware, women are like cigarettes: once you try it, that’s it. The only difference is you could drop a cigarette and forget about it, but the woman can always come back.
- Never tell a woman that she is the best thing you’ve ever seen. She could actually believe you.
- Never try to explain to woman why you love her. She will never understand you.
- Finally, remember: there are many women, but there is only one of you.
- Don’t ever say in front of women that there aren’t any irreplaceable ones. It could happen that they would replace you without letting you know about it.
- Never tell a woman how great she looks when you are on the phone.
- Never tell women small lies. Save your strength for important stuff.
- If you have something you don’t need, never throw it away. Offer it to a woman. Let her throw it away herself.
- Never ask a woman’s opinion on any issue. She will give it to you anyway. And not just one time. And not just one opinion.
- Try to avoid the unexpected. Remember, the best surprise for a woman is the thing of which she told you a month ago and of which she reminded you every day since then.
- Under no circumstances should you let a woman for second suspect that you are capable of washing the dishes.
- Never call a woman by her best friend’s name.
- You should not send a woman to get beer.
- Never use logical arguments when you are speaking with a woman. Remember that in such cases you appear to her a complete idiot.
- Don’t give a woman ambiguous compliments. She will always take it the wrong way.
- Be aware, women are like cigarettes: once you try it, that’s it. The only difference is you could drop a cigarette and forget about it, but the woman can always come back.
- Never tell a woman that she is the best thing you’ve ever seen. She could actually believe you.
- Never try to explain to woman why you love her. She will never understand you.
- Finally, remember: there are many women, but there is only one of you.
Jot these down and keep for immediate reference as needed....
.....GED.....
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