HOW TO INTERPRET THE STATEMENTS IN THE WOMAN'S PERSONAL LISTINGSThe real meanings of their statements...
"WOMEN SEEKING MEN"
Classifieds:
"WOMEN SEEKING MEN"
Classifieds:
40-ish means: 48.
Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will.
Affectionate means: Possessive.
Average looking means: You figure this one out.
Beautiful means: Pathological liar.
Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin.
Educated means: College dropout.
Emotionally Secure means: Medicated.
Enjoys art and opera means: Snob.
Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian.
Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street.
Free spirit means: Substance abuser.
Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slut.
Fun means: Annoying.
Gentle means: Comatose.
Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count.
In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills.
Light drinker means: Lush.
Looks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad light.
Loves Travel means: If you're paying.
Loves Animals means: Cat lady.
Non-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basement.
Open-minded means: Desperate.
Outgoing means: Loud
Poet means: Depressive Schizophrenic.
Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle.
Romantic means: Looks better by candle light.
Self-employed means: Jobless.
Special means: Rode the small school bus w/ tinted windows.
Spiritual means: Involved with a cult.
Stable means: Boring.
Tall, thin means: Anorexic.
Tan means: Wrinkled.
Wants Soul mate means: One step away from stalking.
Widow means: Nagged first husband to death.
Writer means: Pompous
Got anymore to add to the list? Just write 'um in comments...
.....GED.....
Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will.
Affectionate means: Possessive.
Average looking means: You figure this one out.
Beautiful means: Pathological liar.
Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin.
Educated means: College dropout.
Emotionally Secure means: Medicated.
Enjoys art and opera means: Snob.
Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian.
Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street.
Free spirit means: Substance abuser.
Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slut.
Fun means: Annoying.
Gentle means: Comatose.
Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count.
In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills.
Light drinker means: Lush.
Looks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad light.
Loves Travel means: If you're paying.
Loves Animals means: Cat lady.
Non-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basement.
Open-minded means: Desperate.
Outgoing means: Loud
Poet means: Depressive Schizophrenic.
Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle.
Romantic means: Looks better by candle light.
Self-employed means: Jobless.
Special means: Rode the small school bus w/ tinted windows.
Spiritual means: Involved with a cult.
Stable means: Boring.
Tall, thin means: Anorexic.
Tan means: Wrinkled.
Wants Soul mate means: One step away from stalking.
Widow means: Nagged first husband to death.
Writer means: Pompous
Got anymore to add to the list? Just write 'um in comments...
.....GED.....
PS (BSF) Adventurous: probably owns a whip and handcuffs...
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adventorous: probably owns a whip and handcuffs
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