Thursday, November 8, 2007


A grin for the ladies......
The Price:
A well-dressed man approached a voluptuously beautiful young woman on the street and said, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" "For a MILLION dollars?!" she replied, more than a little stunned, "Of course I would!" "Well, would you sleep with me for twenty five dollars?" "Twenty five dollars? Don't be ridiculous! What kind of girl do you take me for, anyway?" "We've already established what kind of girl you are; now we're just haggling over price."
The Reason:
One day,
shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring then said, "Isn't having nine babies a little much?" "Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air." "Yes," said the priest, "your legs!"
Extremely expensive:
A lady
walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

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