WE MAY BE ENTERING A BRAND NEW AREA OF CONTENTION HEREAnyway here we go...
Lesbian Q&A
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?... A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?... A Klondyke.
3. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?... Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
4. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?... Fur Traders.
5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?... A Lickalottapuss.
6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?... Well Hung.
7. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?... She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
8. What do you call lesbian twins?... Lick-a-likes.
9. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?... She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
10. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?... One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
Lesbian Q&A
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?... A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?... A Klondyke.
3. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?... Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
4. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?... Fur Traders.
5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?... A Lickalottapuss.
6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?... Well Hung.
7. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?... She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
8. What do you call lesbian twins?... Lick-a-likes.
9. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?... She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
10. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?... One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
Whew! So there you go. I like everything about it.
.....GED.....
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