IT NEVER FAILS, THERE IS ALWAYS AN IDIOT AROUND, SOMEWHEREThe trick is to be able to pick out who they are and steer clear, thus we call this idiot sightings.
The following are some examples of idiots that were exposed....
IDIOT SIGHTINGS: Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the
buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "down-sizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun". "We should have lunch like
this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
Sighting #4: When I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up my car, I was told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. So I went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man, "I already got that side."
Have you ever been exposed to some kind of idiotic actions? Put them down here and let me hear them. .....GED.....
The following are some examples of idiots that were exposed....
IDIOT SIGHTINGS: Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the
buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "down-sizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun". "We should have lunch like
this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
Sighting #4: When I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up my car, I was told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. So I went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man, "I already got that side."
Have you ever been exposed to some kind of idiotic actions? Put them down here and let me hear them. .....GED.....
1 comment:
Hey Glen, I guess there are idiots everywhere. I found this article on CNN that I think you will enjoy - "Men want hot women, study confirms". Geez.
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