LITE BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONESYesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that lite beer contains small traces of female hormones... yes, it's true. To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of lite beer. They then observed that 100% of them:
1: Gained weight.
2: Talked excessively without making sense.
3: Became emotional.
4: Called home just to see if anyone called.
5: Couldn't drive.
6: Went to the bathroom in groups.
7: Rearranged the furniture for no apparent reason.
8: Forgot where the car was parked.
9: Kept calling their girlfriends.
10: Could not shoot pool.
11: Talked to the cat.
12: Ask for directions.
Have you observed any of the above? Then switch to real beer!
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