566- ASK A WOMAN

ASK A WOMEN THESE QUESTIONS AND SHE'LL LIKELY GIVE YOU THESE ANSWERS

Women Have All the Answers

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

A. Shoot him again.
Q. Why do little boys whine?

A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Three - One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

We'll start picking on the women at another time.

.....GED.....