Thursday, September 13, 2007

571- GAO REPORT

THE GOVERNOR WANTS A GAO REPORT OF THE ECONOMY BEFORE FEDERAL TAKEOVER OF THE CNMI LABOR AND IMMIGRATION

Governor calls for a GAO report.... defer action on these bills until the GAO completes its report on the CNMI economy,” he said.. (GAO..General Accounting Office)
THE STORY. He also, think about this, wants the OIA to pay for the report, imagine that, the OIA doing a report on the CNMI economy and giving the results that the governor wants to hear. Isn't this kinda ridiculous? I guess his wishful outcome of the report would be as follows...We the U.S. government, have concluded a report on the CNMI economy and have come to the following conclusions... We have no reason to control the security of the CNMI as they are doing an excellent job already. Also we conclude we should have no part in the labor and immigration issues there either. We further conclude that Governor Ben Fitial should have complete control of everything he wishes for. The economy is just great, as reported by the governor himself. And in a final note we are to give millions of free U.S. taxpayers dollars to line the pockets of all the governors cronies. This is a final statement. ( Old adage..Wish in one hand..Shit in the other..See which one fills up first.)

Well I'm gonna give you a GED report on the economy, this one is free. This will be as simple and short as I can put it and if you still don't get it I will accompany it with a picture...
Your economy is shit! It is down the toilet! It is no longer viable! It is already past the first turd trap. It is gone! (see diagram)

Do you get the picture? What is so hard to understand about this? What the hell good is a GAO report on shit that has already gone down the toilet gonna do? Stall for time? that's all it will accomplish. Give it up and help with starting anew. You now have the GED report.
.....GED.....

1 comment:

SteeleOnSaipan said...

Haaaa, so that's how a toilet works. That diagram is hilarious Glen.