589- DEFINITIONS

DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS FOR THE SAME WORDS

Below are a few words that have a totally different meaning to women than they do to men.
Here take a look....... See how you see it.
Gender Specific Word Definitions:
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male...... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...... Playing football without a jockstrap.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.. The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Some things just seem to be in different worlds when looked at through the eyes of the opposite sex.
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