Thursday, July 26, 2007


12 Reasons You Know When You're Getting Older ...
This will creep up on you faster then you may have ever imagined.

  • You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
  • You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
  • You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
  • The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
  • You enjoy watching the news.
  • You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.
  • You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  • You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.
  • You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
  • You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back.
  • The service station attendant lets you pump your gas before paying.
  • You can't remember the last time your I.D. was checked.
  • .....GED......


BoReGo said...

I resemble one of those remarks! Okay, I lied. I resemble a few of them:)

Bruce A. Bateman said...

What she said.