419- IT'LL CATCH YOU TOO

12 Reasons You Know When You're Getting Older ...
This will creep up on you faster then you may have ever imagined.

• You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
• You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
• You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
• The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
• You enjoy watching the news.
• You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.
• You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
• You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.
• You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
• You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back.
• The service station attendant lets you pump your gas before paying.
• You can't remember the last time your I.D. was checked.
• .....GED......