FAMOUS PEOPLE AND HISTORIANS EXPLAINING THE AGE OLD MYSTERY OF DUCKS CROSSING THE ROAD.
Quotes from: DR. SEUSS- Did the duck cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The duck crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.- I envision a world where all ducks will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA- In my day, we didn't ask why the duck crossed the road. Someone told us that the duck crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS- Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the duck tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON- Imagine all the ducks crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE- It is the nature of ducks to cross the road.
KARL MARX- It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN- This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN- What duck?
GEORGE W. BUSH- We don't really care why the duck crossed the road. We just want to know if the duck is on our side of the road or not. The duck is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON- I did not cross the road with THAT duck, Ms. Daffy. What do you mean by duck? Could you define duck, please?.................. Why did you cross the road? .....GED......