Tuesday, May 29, 2007

294- IGNORANCE and STUPIDITY

THE VILLAGE IDIOT SAYS:.........
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?.... The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity.... Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.... Ignorance will take you to a lot more interesting places than knowledge.... The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all, is the person who argues with them.... Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.... The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.... Common sense isn't, Common.... Everyone has a photographic memory.. Some just don't have film.... If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.... Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.... Some drink at the fountain of knowledge.. Others just gargle.... I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.... I can't dial 911.. There's no 11 on my phone.... It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound....... Surely this doesn't refer to anyone reading this, it is only for your humor and is about the "other" guy..... ......GED......

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