Are You Male or Female?
Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are: a. one-b. almost a dozen
When parking your car in a public garage you: a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant- b. hand your keys over politely...
You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as: a. sexy- b. gross...
At the doctor's, a common request would be: a. "Cough."-b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"...
As a sporty person, you need athletic support with: a. one cup- b. two cups...
When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is: a. nothing -b. "Do I look fat?"...
You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be: a. sports legend- b. tramp...
The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is: a. 35- b. 14...
When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to your mind is: a. your car- b. panty hose...
It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?" You are: a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question- b. daydreaming...
Your idea of basic pump is: a. an athletic shoe made by Nike- b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva...
Multiple Orgasms are something you: a. give-b. get
SCORING
a = 1 point b = 2 points
0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
O.K. Guys here's to you!. ....GED.....
Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are: a. one-b. almost a dozen
When parking your car in a public garage you: a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant- b. hand your keys over politely...
You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as: a. sexy- b. gross...
At the doctor's, a common request would be: a. "Cough."-b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"...
As a sporty person, you need athletic support with: a. one cup- b. two cups...
When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is: a. nothing -b. "Do I look fat?"...
You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be: a. sports legend- b. tramp...
The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is: a. 35- b. 14...
When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to your mind is: a. your car- b. panty hose...
It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?" You are: a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question- b. daydreaming...
Your idea of basic pump is: a. an athletic shoe made by Nike- b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva...
Multiple Orgasms are something you: a. give-b. get
SCORING
a = 1 point b = 2 points
0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
O.K. Guys here's to you!. ....GED.....
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