HERE ARE SOME THINGS TO PONDER WITH YOUR COFFEE THIS MORNING.QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?..... Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?....... Where's that extra penny going to?...... Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?...... Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?...... Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?...... If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?...... Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?...... Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway....... Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?...... Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?...... Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!...... If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME STUFF, why didn't he just buy dinner?...... If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ...YIKES!...... If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?..... Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?...... Why did you just try singing the two songs above?...... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?.....
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?...... Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?...... If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?...... Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?...... Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway....... Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?...... Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?...... Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!...... If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME STUFF, why didn't he just buy dinner?...... If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ...YIKES!...... If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?..... Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?...... Why did you just try singing the two songs above?...... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?.....
Well there you have it, and here you go. Do you have the answers to these really sensible daily questions? ........GED.......
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