Sunday, May 20, 2007

269- GET WELL QUICK

Hung Chow JUST CALL THE BOSS, IF YOU'RE ILL
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work to-day, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you to-day. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.... You got nice house."............
Yeah, I'll bet, nice wife too! ....GED....

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