YOU JUST GOTTA COVER YOUR OWN ASSSubject: THE PASTOR AND THE ASS: The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS IS THE BEST . The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so distressed he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline: NUN NOW HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, He ranted and raved angrily, and he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS NOW FREE. Alas ... The Bishop committed suicide the next day. MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even make you wanna kill your own ass. So, be yourself and enjoy life..... So there you have it plain and simple, watch your own ass and don't worry about the others guys ass. .....GED....
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