SHOULD THESE QUESTIONS EVEN BE ASK?Here are some FAQ's that we should never need to be ask...
Why do cops always ask some smashed, falling down drunk, "Have you been drinking tonight?" and then to follow it they ask, "How many drinks did you have?"
And the answer always is ... "2 or 3 beers." My question is this, "How do some people get so smashed on 2 or 3 beers?" And haven't the cops heard this before?
Why do polls or surveys have a place to answer, 'no opinion' at the bottom?
If you have 'no opinion' just don't bother to answer. And if you still have 'no opinion' do you think anyone else cares, and needs to know this?
Why is it whenever you lose something, someone will always ask, "Where was the last place you put it?" Don't they think if you knew where the last place was, it wouldn't be lost, and that you wouldn't still be lookkng for it?
On a different note:
Why do they package 10 hotdogs in one pack, and then 8 hotdog buns in one pack? Did you know the first equation that will make the hotdogs and buns equal is 4 packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns, requiring you to serve 40 hotdogs to break even.... Now I know you all know this fact but the question remains, Why? Tell me your theory..
Quote for today:
We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
.....GED.....
Why do cops always ask some smashed, falling down drunk, "Have you been drinking tonight?" and then to follow it they ask, "How many drinks did you have?"
And the answer always is ... "2 or 3 beers." My question is this, "How do some people get so smashed on 2 or 3 beers?" And haven't the cops heard this before?
Why do polls or surveys have a place to answer, 'no opinion' at the bottom?
If you have 'no opinion' just don't bother to answer. And if you still have 'no opinion' do you think anyone else cares, and needs to know this?
Why is it whenever you lose something, someone will always ask, "Where was the last place you put it?" Don't they think if you knew where the last place was, it wouldn't be lost, and that you wouldn't still be lookkng for it?
On a different note:
Why do they package 10 hotdogs in one pack, and then 8 hotdog buns in one pack? Did you know the first equation that will make the hotdogs and buns equal is 4 packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns, requiring you to serve 40 hotdogs to break even.... Now I know you all know this fact but the question remains, Why? Tell me your theory..
Quote for today:
We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
.....GED.....
4 comments:
The answer is who gives a flying fuck?
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Two extra hot dogs to be used as sex toys maybe?
Glenn seems to be away from his computer, so I'll answer for you anon 2. That is some damned funny stuff, I don't care where you are from. What would you do if the roles were reversed an the buns came in packs of eight and the dogs in six packs?
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