Sunday, June 17, 2007

335- IT COMES IN THREES

WE GOT THEM ALL HERE TOGETHER TODAY
Three things to think about: 1. COWS. 2. THE CONSTITUTION. 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
1. COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they can track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. 2. THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore anyway. 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment. Now this was sent out as a joke, isn't it too bad its the truth...... Sounds like a joke to me, who gives a shit anymore? Guess I'll just go out on a limb and change the subject.
Bomb Iran, blow them back to the stone ages, stop all this menial piddly shit and blow their asses to kingdom come, you know, send them to their 72 virgins. Stop the madness, don't anyone know who is behind all the shit in the middle east?...It's Iran....Case closed.... ....GED.....

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