BULK MAIL OR SPAM WHATEVER YOU MAY CALL IT, IT'S A MANS WORLD INDEED. Every day I delete about 15 to 20, give or take a few, bulk mail messages. Most of the time I just simply hit the delete button and never really bother to see just what they are spamming. After a while it started to always look, at a glance, very similar, so I did some looking at actually what I was receiving. Here is what all that spam boils down to, and when I really think about it, its really a man's world, at the very best, at least in my bulk mail. It kinda breaks down like this: 40% is either to enlarge, or lengthen my penis. 30% is for either Viagra or Cialis, to keep it large and hard. Next at 20% are offers to watch nude live video cams of hot young chicks. And all the rest are either pre- approved loans or offers to place millions of dollars in my account by simply telling the solicitor all my private, personal information about my bank accounts, PIN numbers and other simple things to enable a guy to receive the oodles of money that is just laying around in forgotten accounts. Well, Hell I'm in seventh heaven, I can have a huge penis, that stays hard most of the time, while watching hot little pubes wet their panties, while receiving huge amounts of free money! Can you picture this? Is this heaven or what? Let me check that bulk mail-box again, this can't be true, Say it ain't so...Don't be reading my mail. Whats in your box? .....GED......
1 comment:
I love spam, it doesn't do much for my ground tackle in the canned form, although, I impressed by you intepration of the virtual email version. I like the jelly which surrounds the spam (Much as I like it, I'm not going to call it meat). The jelly saves on the price of condiments; like butter. Which is better used to coat the bacon used to wrap around my sausage links.
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