353- POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN REFERRING TO GODS SECOND HUMAN CREATION. Do not make the same old mistakes by referring to women using the old standard terms, that we, the opposite sex commonally used without any consideration to the gentler sex's tender feelings. How awful it must have been for them, but now there are no excuse's not to use the proper terms, for I am about to enlighten you to the proper ways. They're to be referred to in the following manner, never forget that!...... Political correctness for referring to females: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"! - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
Do NOT forget these teachings for they are of utmost importance! ........GED.......