365- HAPPY JULY

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, 2007 IS NOW HALF GONE, WHERE DID IT GO? AND WENT SO FAST TOO. SO TO YOU ALL HAVE A VERY HAPPY JULY! AND THE REST OF '07

........FROM ........GED........

364- A BOX OF SPAM

BULK MAIL OR SPAM WHATEVER YOU MAY CALL IT, IT'S A MANS WORLD INDEED.

Every day I delete about 15 to 20, give or take a few, bulk mail messages. Most of the time I just simply hit the delete button and never really bother to see just what they are spamming. After a while it started to always look, at a glance, very similar, so I did some looking at actually what I was receiving. Here is what all that spam boils down to, and when I really think about it, its really a man's world, at the very best, at least in my bulk mail. It kinda breaks down like this: 40% is either to enlarge, or lengthen my penis. 30% is for either Viagra or Cialis, to keep it large and hard. Next at 20% are offers to watch nude live video cams of hot young chicks. And all the rest are either pre- approved loans or offers to place millions of dollars in my account by simply telling the solicitor all my private, personal information about my bank accounts, PIN numbers and other simple things to enable a guy to receive the oodles of money that is just laying around in forgotten accounts. Well, Hell I'm in seventh heaven, I can have a huge penis, that stays hard most of the time, while watching hot little pubes wet their panties, while receiving huge amounts of free money! Can you picture this? Is this heaven or what? Let me check that bulk mail-box again, this can't be true, Say it ain't so...Don't be reading my mail. Whats in your box? .....GED......

363- CNMI RACING

DRAG RACING, MOTOCROSS AND OTHER MOTOR SPORTS

ANOTHER POKE IN THE EYE, AGAIN
DPL rejects land request for motocross/drag race facilities
THE Department of Public Lands has rejected the land request for motocross and drag race facilities in Marpi, citing the administration’s position in reserving public lands (screw the public) for new investors (we can steal from them) that will help boost the economy. O.K. Who are these new investors, What will they do, When are they coming, Where are they? DPL Secretary John Del Rosario Jr. acknowledged the importance and the benefits the existing motocross facility and proposed drag race facility in terms on providing a designated site for these types of activities and the importance of having a safe and supervised setting for our youths ( screw the kids) to conduct these sorts of activities,” “(But) in light of the administration’s position in getting the highest economic return (payouts, under the table bribes) possible on all developable public lands, we are deferring the request at this time.” Just How is this being accomplished and Why aren't we seeing anything happening to even possibly believe this crock of bullshit?

Eric A. Cruz, president of the Marianas Racing Association, said they are disappointed with DPL’s decision. I thought that the governor himself express full support toward all entities dealing with tourism business or promotions. Where are those promises?” Cruz said in a letter to DPL. He said their proposed facilities will attract tourists and encourage island people to spent time in fun and worthwhile activities. He added that “there’s something fishy going on.”

The Who, What, When ,Where, How any Why of this issue. Don't they know how much fun and excitement racing would bring to this island, not to mention the enjoyment of the tourists, racers, fans and locals alike. Racing is one of the fastest growing sports today, it is also an economy booster to boot, just look at Guam and all the expansions and improvements they have added to the sport on their island, why do we exist in the distant past? I'll tell you why. Same old politicians, no new ideas, no forward thinking, same old shit over and over again, damn it gets tiresome doesn't it? Let me hear the real reasons behind this "fishy" decision, show me the research that was done to arrive at this notion, show me the real live "High End" investors clamoring to put their economy boosting developments in Marpi. In other words: Show me the money! Tell us all about how this will go down the who, what, when, where, how and why not racing.

Nothing will ever change, same-o same-o, now this is starting to sound like another post.

......GED........

362- THE NEW PRISON

FINALLY THEY FOUND SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE NEW PRISON FACILITY IN SUSUPE
It's about time that $20,000,000 million dollar yellow elephant found some use. It can now be used for field trips for our youth which in turn will explain two lessons to the kids, 1- that we have an incompetent government that can't manage a prison, and 2- no one gets put in there, its safe to say, its empty isn't it? Probably vandalism will soon start, ( if not already) copper wires will be stolen, graffiti will be on the walls and the government will be begging someone for more money. That's how shit goes down here, see for yourselves. We should look into making it a tourist attraction, charge to be locked away for a few minutes, just to get that "experience".

About the picture....TWENTY young campers and staff of Power Camp visited the new facility of the Department of Corrections yesterday.The campers toured the new facility with Deputy Corrections Director John Ayuyu. The campers were from Koblerville Housing, Marianas High School and Saipan Southern High School. They were accompanied by eight counselors from the Turning Point Learning Center and its president, Michael Brazel. Ayuyu showed to the campers the different sections of the new federally funded facility where inmates and the detainees will be housed once it officially opens. The campers were brought to the minimum, medium and maximum sections, each has a recreational area for the inmates.The new facility can accommodate up to 396 inmates and detainees.

Isn't about time to start using this prison, we surely have enough takers here just waiting to get in, now don't we? Don't fret it's not you, of course. Now relax. ......GED.......

361- THE BIG QUESTION

WELL, LETS SEE IF I CAN COVER ALL THE ITEMS WE WANT TO SEE HAPPEN.
Now here is what I am hearing...Get out and vote, we need changes... Our economy is bust, make changes this election...
If you don't like what's happening, get out and vote...
Be sure to vote for the most qualified people, if you want changes...
Select the candidate most qualified, to better ourselves...
Remember you can make changes, all you have to do is vote...
If you don't like the status-quo, vote for changes...
You too, can make a difference, just vote...
Be sure to vote this election, for the betterment of the community...
Your vote will count, be sure to cast your ballot...
NOW THE BIG QUESTION..... HOW THE HELL CAN VOTING MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE WHEN THE SAME PEOPLE IN OFFICE NOW, ARE THE ONLY ONES RUNNING AGAIN? WILL THEY SOMEHOW BE MIRACULOUSLY REFORMED, DO A COMPLETE TURN-AROUND, HAVE A TOTAL CHANGE OF HEART AND MIND? WELL I DON'T THINK SO, NEVER HAPPEN, NEVER WILL. STILL THE SAME.
THERE WILL BE NO DIFFERENCE, ITS THE SAME OLD GOOD-OLE BOYS PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. NOTHING WILL CHANGE BUT THEIR SEATS. VOTE A 1000 TIMES AND YOUR VOTES WILL GO TO THE SAME OLD PLACE, THE SAME OLD PEOPLE, THE SAME OLD IDEAS OR LACK OF IDEAS, THE SAME-O SAME-O. WHAT WILL BE CHANGED IF THE SAME OLD TIRED CANDIDATES ARE RE-ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN? DID I SAY IT'LL BE THE SAME OLD THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN? DID I SAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN? AGAIN DID I SAY IT WILL BE THE SAME OLD THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN? DOES THIS SOUND LIKE OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Well I hope you may have caught my drift by now. Sounds like a broken record stuck in one groove ( rut) playing the same thing over and over. Think about it, what changes can be made, and what difference's are going to be made by re-electing the same old tired and worn out people that run for re-election over and over again? Same old people, the same old shit, nothing changes. What do you think would happen if nobody voted, none, not a soul, zilch, not a single vote. Interesting thought isn't it? But vote anyway, it's your right to do so!... .....GED......

360- SIMPLY BAFFLING

I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FATHOM IT ALL, MIND BOGGLING INDEED
Whether it be stealing copper wires from a day care center, the governor paying a lobbyist $100,000 dollars for what, a high school principal stealing the schools pizza money, robbing poker rooms with a machete, purse snatching from tourists and guest workers, just doesn't sink in my mind. JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING????? Is it, I won't get caught coz I'm to smart, I really don't care if I go to jail or not, nobody will care, everyone else does it, its our "culture," please someone give me a clue. Excerpt from today's news........Police arrested yesterday former Kagman High School principal Doreen Tudela for allegedly stealing the school's sale of pizzas worth over $36,000. For the whole story, click here...... SAIPAN TRIBUNE
Now the real killer....When the heat was coming down, (you won't believe this) she tried to return the money with a rubber check, Yes, the check bounced, no good, insult to injury, amazing. Maybe someday I'll be able to understand this kind of behavior, but as of now, mind boggling, completely. The truly amazing thing is, this goes on all the time, over and over again, probably a whole lot more then we ever know it. Well lay your mind to rest I won't worry about it anymore, TODAY, ... but tomorrow will be a new day. ......GED......

359- PIZZA FOR THE FBI

IS THERE ANY DOUBT, IT MUST BE THE FBI, FOR SURE.. Read on....

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda. Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered? Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital. PM: The psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent. PM: You're an FBI agent? Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is. PM: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas. PM: And you say you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? PM: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. PM: How are you going to pay for all of this? Agent: I have my checkbook right here. PM: And you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked. Pizza Man: I don't think so. ::click:: ..... Was there any doubt in your mind? It just hadda be the FBI. .....GED.......

358- ON WALKING

AND I'VE BEEN BUSTING MY BUTT EVERYDAY

The Importance of Walking ----- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country..And last but not least, You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them! ....... Never fear I will not give it up actually its quiet enjoyable to get out there before the sun breaks over the mountain, quiet and peaceful, a good time for contemplating. Guess they'll just have to put up with me that extra 5 months. Try it for awhile you'll like it. .....GED.....

357- POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FOR MEN TODAY.
Yesterday we had political correctness for women, today we address the men.
Here are a few new approaches to old concepts about men.
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LARGE LIQUID CAPACITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." or "VERTICALLY CHALLENGED."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS " - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
Relax and do your chores, good'ay ......GED.......

356-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

I'M ABOUT TO LOSE IT! JUST WHAT THE HELL IS THE GOVERNOR THINKING? THIS GOTTA BE THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD OR SEEN. Just what the hell do we need to spend over $100,000.00 dollars for a lobbyist to do what? Didn't you get the picture the first time, if not, I'll show you the face of ignorance right here and now, take a look. See anything familiar? I simply can't understand your train of thought, (yes, you governor) you are a fool. A simpleton at the least.
Read the new news today.......Lobbyist contract 'likely' to be renewed: The governor's spokesperson now says it is likely that the administration will sign up for another contract with its consultant in Washington, D.C. Press secretary Charles P. Reyes Jr. said yesterday that Oldaker, Biden & Belair has done “a fair job” of lobbying the U.S. Congress on behalf of the CNMI in relation to wage and immigration issues.“It's a difficult job. Only so much can be expected from any lobbyist at this point,” Reyes said. “I think it is likely that they will be renewed for another six months at least.”Oldaker, Biden & Belair was hired to block U.S. legislation federalizing the local minimum wage and immigration. It is paid $90,000, plus approved expenses, for a six-month period ending on Monday, July 9, 2007. Wow, how can anybody get any dumber than this. I am actually at a loss for words especially since I won't use the language I would like to use. Just what is the "fair job" that was done. I want that explained! What the hell are you expecting them to do anyway? This is ignorance at its best, that's all I can say. Were the people who are paying for this fiasco ask if they want to do this? Were you ask if you want your money spent on whatever the hell the governor is expecting to accomplish, by the way, just what are they trying to accomplish, do they even know, well tell us. Guess I'll stop ranting already, but I just can't see through this shit, really. Lets really piss off the people in Washington, show then how we will take care of them, really, imagine they want to federalize our labor and immigration, well we'll show them who is boss, we'll hire a lobbyist, those idiots, don't they know they can't fool with the CNMI, we'll show 'um, yup.
Hey, Jack. Give Ben a call, he forgot about you already.

Just can't friggin believe this...... .......GED......

UPDATE 6/30/07 Saipan Tribune poll.

With the immigration takeover bill still in contention, should the CNMI continue retaining a lobbying firm in Washington D.C.?:

Option Votes....... Yes 17 .......No 95.......... No Opinion 2

355- Fpo ARMED FORCES PACIFIC

MEN AND WOMEN OF THE U.S. MILITARY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LOGGING ON MY BLOGSPOT. You are the ones that I respect the most. I've written some posts giving my ideas about the war, Iraq, Iran, (Post #345, #338) and what I think should go down, but now that I have you reading my mail, please give me the real lowdown as what you, the real men and women, out there, think. I have written many times to bomb Iran, the instigator of all the problems, and get the hell outt'a there, I really would like to hear from you. Just click on "comments" and let me know. Never-the- less I will always be behind you! Now have a good laugh at the last joke, It's for you. ......GED......

354- MAYUKI

A LOVELY LADY ON A LONELY ROCK
Heart of Gold Divers, is the place you will find this fine lady, for your adventures contact her at...233-2434. Have a nice day.
.....GED......
Link..Heart of Gold Divers

353- POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN REFERRING TO GODS SECOND HUMAN CREATION. Do not make the same old mistakes by referring to women using the old standard terms, that we, the opposite sex commonally used without any consideration to the gentler sex's tender feelings. How awful it must have been for them, but now there are no excuse's not to use the proper terms, for I am about to enlighten you to the proper ways. They're to be referred to in the following manner, never forget that!...... Political correctness for referring to females: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"! - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
Do NOT forget these teachings for they are of utmost importance! ........GED.......

352- I'VE FOUND IT

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, OR MIGHT KNOW OR HEARD OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BEEN.......................... UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE?
Well lo and behold, I have found the answer to this dreadful experience. You need to never be in that comprising position again, for I have found the place to get the paddles. Yes siree, right here at Shit Creek they have the paddles so you never need to fret or worry ever again. Just make darn sure you get a paddle before you go up the creek. A fantastic find indeed, this could save alot of people from that dreaded position of not having a paddle. So now you know! ....GED....

351- LIFE HALTED

A DAY WITHOUT THE INTERNET, PHONES AND OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS
Can we really survive in today's world without all the stuff we didn't have a few years ago? Due to some work on our fiber optic cable connecting our island to the rest of the world this place came, in some cases, to a complete halt. Banking, credit cards, the Internet, and communications, all screeched to a halt. People canceled their dinners, others left the gas pumps without filling up when they found out they had no cash to pay the check or the pumps when their credit cards were not accepted. Well the crisis is over for now, but maybe people will think about carrying a small amount of cash for "emergencies." There is never enough of precautions a person can take to be ready at all times, as we rely more and more on this hi-tech modern age world we live in....... The whole story at: THE SAIPAN TRIBUNE
Back to reality here is a little smile getter to put your feet back on the ground.....
.......GED........
(CLICK ON PIC TO READ)

350- SUSPENSION WITHOUT PAY

WHY DO WE HAVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS THAT THINK THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW? Some officials can't even seem to be able to take care of their own affairs so why are they in positions of responsibility in the government? Are we sure we want these people directing the daily course of duties for the people? I think everyone should be suspended without pay until they comply with these simple rules, how hard can that be? Read some excepts from the Saipan Tribune.....Friday, June 22, 2007: 40-plus govt officials facing penalties: Over 40 government officials are facing fines for failing to file their financial
disclosure reports with the Office of the Public Auditor. As of yesterday, only 379 of the 420 certified filers have submitted their financial statements. Among them are 226 who met the initial May 1 deadline, and 146 who filed before penalties started accruing on June 1. What is up? Can they not figure this out or is it simply arrogance or ignorance? These people are all under the wing of the central government, so lets ask some questions, like why this is tolerated, what is going to be done about this fiasco? This is not the first time this has happened, this goes on over and over again. This must not be tolerated. To read the whole story click on- The Saipan Tribune. Remember this during the coming elections. .....GED......

349- ETIQUETTE

RESTROOM ETIQUETTE FOR ALL YOU WORKERS, AND OTHER RELATED HELPFUL HINTS
>We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
>CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
>FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
>ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
>JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
>COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
>WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
>OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
>THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N): A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
>SAFE HAVENS: A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.
>TURD BURGLAR: This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
>CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
>ASTAIRE: An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
>WATERMELON: A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
>HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
>UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees..........
So chin up, take a lesson here and keep on keeping all your daily routines as usual. ....GED....

348- DON' T WE JUST LOVE AN IDIOT?

CAN WE STOOP AS LOW AS THIS ASSHOLE DOES? This is an edited, warped and skewed rewrite of an e-mail from an assistant of the governor to an editor of a local newspaper showing just what a gentleman he really is. (Just for entertainment.)

From: raxierce@xxxxxxx to the editor. "No, I'm the one being a liar. I stand behind my convictions, and lie through my teeth like you. You deceitfully took an off the record comment and printed some crap that I really care about. You are a piece of trash. Do you understand that it's exactly the fucked up people like me that stop people from being strong enough to go get help. Drug abuse is an immoral and indecent personal characteristic that keeps those, like me, that need help, from coming and asking for it. In the macho piece of shit world people like you live in, all you can say is something scandeless. What a whore you are. I was wrong about you. You are a liar and a cunt....THE END... Don't we just love an asshole? Richard you are # 1! I also have a joke just for you, here it is.....Richard meets a woman, and asks her where she was going........To which she replied, "I'm going to work.""Oh yeah," Richard said, "what do you do? "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"he ask. "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then work my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.""And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot Ass Hole?" he asked. To with she replied, "You give him a job working for the governor and send him to Washington to represent the CNMI. Aren't we having fun now? .....GED..... See the following:

http://www.saipantribune.com/newsstory.aspx?newsID=69753&cat=1

347- HIT THE SWITCH

A MILDLY SHOCKING TIDBIT

T. Bubba Bechtel, a part time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. "If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will save one Texas GI's life, then I have just two things to say":
"Red is positive"
"Black is negative"
Shocking a man would do that, he should use 220 v. instead!
Relax for the day, take it easy. .......GED.......

346- I DON'T CARE

REMEMBER THIS DAY?

WHY I DON'T CARE AND A FEW THOUGHTS...

WHY ARE WE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF OUR MURDERERS?
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 ?
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia .
I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling, slashed throat.
I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.
I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem." –Ronald Reagan
I have another quote that I would like to add.
"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Also by Ronald Reagan.
One last thought for the day:
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said:
"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in…And how many want out."
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: Jesus Christ, The American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

THERE YOU HAVE IT! ......GED........

345- STOP THE WAR

SEE THIS PICTURE!
GET THE PICTURE?
.........GED.........

344- GEORGE CARILN

A SPOOF ON GROWING OLDER
I thought I'd throw this in for your amusement, as I am presently at a loss for material. I do know this, this all will happen to you..........
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.... You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You! MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! Now grow older and don't worry, it won't leave you behind. ..........GED.......

343- NO TO TAX HIKE

WE ARE HOLDING YOU TO THESE TRUTHS

"A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvements, and shall not take from the mouth of labour the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government."- Thomas Jefferson- Administration: No tax hikes! THE administration says it will not push for any tax hike measures despite the government’s steadily declining revenues in consideration of the private sector’s own difficulties.Press Secretary Charles P. Reyes Jr. said Gov. Benigno R. Fitial has asked the Legislature to pass the bill that will reduce the government’s personnel cost by at least 10 percent without reducing rebates owed to taxpayers.“We don’t believe in tax hikes,” Reyes said. “It’s counter-productive, especially now that the minimum wage is increasing.” “We’ve seen fuel costs rising and we think that it’s unacceptable to increase taxes at this time. And so we want to keep the (rebates) incentive for the businesses and taxpayers,” Reyes said.House Bill 15-196 will allow the government not to pay its workers on at least seven legal holidays and reduce tax rebates by 20 percent.This bill remains pending in the Senate. .......A smart choice indeed. We tend to malign our officials for all the problems we seem to have, but we must never forget to support then when they make wise decisions too. So Governor, kudos to you, this is progressive thinking on your part! ........GED.......

342- THE ONE IS MANY

I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF ALL EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH, so you should too..... 3 good arguments to support the notion that Jesus was one of many. . . .
Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. His Mother was sure he was God.
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with his meals.
3. He used olive oil.
Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
Jesus was AmericanIndian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling unverifiable stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was still work to do.
Just what is your take on this? All is one, one is all. ... .....GED......

341- STOP THE LITTER

JUST ADD A FEW BUD CANS AND YOU GOT IT ALL

A PICTURE OF A TYPICAL PICNIC TABLE ALONG BEACH PATHWAY

Every morning I take a jog/walk along the beach road pathway from Oleai to 13 fisherman's memorial and I am utterly disgusted with the way some slobs leave the areas around the picnic tables after an afternoon or evening of enjoying the beach and sunsets. Even though there are trashcans at every place some people/slobs can't seem to find them, but they are there. Why do people have so little respect for the nicer things, and prefer to live like pigs. Is "culture" the reasons for this, as it is for other kinds of misconducts? Will someone please explain this to me. Maybe they are waiting for Beautify CNMI to pick up behind them? Following are some tips from today's news......As you enjoy the outdoors this summer, keep our island beaches beautiful by not littering-that means do not throw unwanted materials like trash or garbage on the ground. Properly dispose of garbage in bins or containers. Plastic, aluminum, glass, paper and other common picnic items harm marine life. Six-pack rings, for example, can hamper the mobility of marine animals and once entangled, animals have a trouble eating, breathing or swimming. Birds, fish and mammal often mistake plastic for food. Sea turtles mistake plastic bags for jellyfish, one of their favorite foods. All garbage must be in tightly secured bags. Other ways to prevent littering: ** Store party or picnic food in reusable containers rather than in plastic or paper bags or disposable aluminum trays. ** Bring trash bags to any family outing (parties, picnics, etc) for your trash. Not all parks or beaches provide trash bins. ( no excuse here, there are cans everywhere) ** Leave the beach or picnic area cleaner than when you found it.** Remember to recycle. Recyclable materials include: aluminum, plastic, glass, cardboard, etc. During family outings, have a separate bag for aluminum cans, bottled water, and glass beverages. Everyone can take small steps to keep waste away from the ocean, protect our marine life and protect our reefs and environment. Enjoy our beaches and the beauty of these islands, and stop being slobs! ......GED......

340- WHO'S YOUR FRIEND

WHAT A TRIVIAL TIDBIT THIS IS, WORTHLESS?

Subject: Why Men Are Better Friends:
Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there. Did this ever happen, or might happen to you? Then you will know who your true friends really are. Now be friendly to everyone today! ....... GED.......

339- VIAGRA

AN AMUSING CONTEST: The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. See if you can make up slogans for viagra. The only rule is to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations are acceptable. HERE ARE THE TOP TEN WE USED: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!.. 9. Viagra, The quicker picker upper. (Personally, I thought this one should be "The quicker pecker picker upper!.. 8. Viagra , like a rock!.. 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight... 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be... 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone... 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman... 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!.. 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!.. And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs... Try this with your friends and see what you can come up with. Put on your thinking caps!... .........GED........

338- HOW I SEE IT

THE SPREADING OF THE DISEASE THAT'S TAKING OVER THE MIDDLE EAST....Fighting wars by proxy, supplying all the weapons, hardware, ammo, IED's, rockets and supporting every terrorist group in the Middle East and anywhere else they find them. This needs to be stopped at the head. You can fight on the ground in a lot of rocky god-forbidden places, but nuke Iran, stop this at the head, send 'um back to the stone age, blast 'um to kingdom-come and to their 72 virgins! ... Job done, finished, kaput over! Bring the troops home.........
That's how I see it! This will save many of the lives of our gallant troops, and bring them home now!
.........GED..........

337- BIG BENS BULL

SO WHO'S SHITTING WHO, YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THIS

GOVERNOR Benigno R. Fitial told U.S. lawmakers that the 50-cent wage increase will result in the closure of the island’s remaining garment factories. ( BULL #1) Fitial sent a letter before the passage of federal wage hike to Reps. George Miller, D-Ca. Nick J. Rahall, II, Don Young, R-Alaska; Donna M. Christensen, Luis G. Fortuno,
R-PR, and Howard P. McKeon, R-Ca. The governor urged them to support the establishment of a special industry wage review committees before the wage hike measure was enacted. “These industry wage review committees, administered by the U.S. Department of Labor, would have enabled us to demonstrate that there are specific industries in the CNMI that cannot afford additional increases in wage rates without severely affecting their ability to survive in competition with Asian and Latin-American-based companies,” Fitial said. Fifteen garment factories have shut down their operations on Saipan due to their inability to compete with their counterparts in developing countries, which have cheaper labor costs. ( BULL #2) Fitial said the 50-cent wage increase is tantamount to a 17 percent increase on the factories’ personnel cost. “The CNMI’s apparel manufacturing plants employ the majority of minimum wage earners in the commonwealth. Both apparel associations have recently advised that the recently proposed 50-cent per hour increase would represent a 17 percent increase in wages that would force them to close their remaining operations,” ( BULL #3) Fitial, a former garment executive, told the U.S. lawmakers.
Lets address this: Bull #1... These garment factories were already closing down, had nothing to do with the wage still to be enacted. You could cut the wage by .50 cents and they would still close. Next: Bull #2... These factories are already done, kaput, nothing to do with wages at all.
Bull # 3 the same as #1, repeated... Does he really think people are that stupid? .......GED........

336- TECH SUPPORT

HOW TO GET A 10.0 LIFE WITH A 1.0 WIFE

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed the new program contained the module Baby 2.0 which unexpectedly began child processing. This module requires significant space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run independently. When attempting to run the programs outside of Wife 1.0, the system crashes. How can I keep wife 1.0 in the background while running my favorite programs? I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but I cannot find the uninstall module for Wife. 1.0. Please Help! Thanks, A Troubled User.........
Tech Support replied with this: Dear Troubled User: What you are experiencing is a very common problem. Many users have upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. IT IS NOT... Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. Once the files are installed, they cannot be deleted. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is designed to block any attempts. PLEASE consult Wife 1.0 manual, Chapter 7 (Warnings) sec. 9 (Alimony/Child Support). We recommend you retain Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. The background application "Yes Dear" has proven to be very helpful in alleviating software conflicts. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE, as ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal function. Please note the "Apologize" command does not always take effect immediately. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. If you haven't explored the full benefits of Wife 1.0 we suggest you load the support package which contains; clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. Be very careful how you use these support programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to Purchase additional software. We recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! One final note: WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system....... Now I hope you can install these programs as explained, then life will be a bowl of cherries.
.....GED......

335- IT COMES IN THREES

WE GOT THEM ALL HERE TOGETHER TODAY

Three things to think about: 1. COWS. 2. THE CONSTITUTION. 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
1. COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they can track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. 2. THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore anyway. 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment. Now this was sent out as a joke, isn't it too bad its the truth...... Sounds like a joke to me, who gives a shit anymore? Guess I'll just go out on a limb and change the subject.

Bomb Iran, blow them back to the stone ages, stop all this menial piddly shit and blow their asses to kingdom come, you know, send them to their 72 virgins. Stop the madness, don't anyone know who is behind all the shit in the middle east?...It's Iran....Case closed.... ....GED.....

334- T.R. I'M WITH HIM

MR.THEODORE ROOSEVELT, (Walk softly and carry a big stick)
This was a no nonsense president, this man was a real guy. What he said carried weight....And here is what he said about immigrants, (these are the people that want to live in our country) Damn he was so right!.....
Here is what he thought about immigrants....Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907... "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." Now do you disagree, I see no reason to make this any different, this man had his shit together, we need to do the same!! So don't tell me about speaking Spanish, or bowing down to Islamic assholes. We are Americans and if you don't understand it go home to your own mistakes! Do you see anything different we need to do today, different then what T.R. said in 1907 ??? We will prevail! ... .......GED......

333- A QUIZ AND A JOKE

THE JOKER SEZ, ...CLICK HERE TO TAKE A LITTLE TEST. http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html TAKE A LITTLE TEST RIGHT HERE AND DON'T BE SHY, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AS HONESTLY AS YOU CAN....GO....

DO NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! It could cause an embarrassing moment: A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa! "The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."...... Well now we might know where to find grandpa, try the tittie bar next door as they have both of grandpa's favorites. See ya, ..........GED..........

332- NEW RESEARCH

CURES FOR CANCER, NOTED SCIENTIFIC STUDY
NOW BEFORE YOU READ THE GIST OF THIS STORY LET ME ADD THIS: This is a report on the reduction of the risk of breast cancer, but I want to also let you know of the reduction of the risks of marital spats, arguments and even in some cases divorce... Now read on and see what the study says........ Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women." "Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." The study is in the Journal of Medical Research.
http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm Click this link for the rest of the story and confirmation. Now have a NICE time.... .....GED........

331- THE YEARS FLEW BYE

330- WILLIAM THEFTERSON

IT'S REALLY JEFFERSON, BUT WHO REALLY CARES?

GET THE PICTURE? WHAT DO WE HAVE?

A corrupt congressman, a freezer and $90,000.00 dollars in "cold" cash. Yep, bribery at its best, and this guy is still running around on capital hill , thinking like he's still in business. Have you heard this story, its a real winner to say the least........

FROM FOX NEWS: WASHINGTON — A federal grand jury on Monday indicted Louisiana Democratic Rep. William Jefferson on 16 charges relating to a long-running investigation into bribery, racketeering, obstruction of justice and money laundering. Calling it a "broad range of serious crimes," federal prosecutors called the case one about "greed, power and arrogance. "The high-profile case revolves around allegations that Jefferson used his political influence to gain leverage for himself and his family. He is accused of hiding $90,000 in cash in his freezer in 2005 and bribing Nigerian officials......... FROM THE WASHINGTON POST: Rep. William J. Jefferson (D-La.), the target of a 14-month public corruption probe, was videotaped accepting $100,000 in $100 bills from a Northern Virginia investor who was wearing an FBI wire, according to a search warrant affidavit released yesterday. A few days later, on Aug. 3, 2005, FBI agents raided Jefferson's home in Northeast Washington and found $90,000 of the cash in the freezer, in $10,000 increments wrapped in aluminum foil and stuffed inside frozen-food containers, the document said. In one instance, at an unidentified D.C. restaurant, Jefferson allegedly exchanged cryptic notes with investor Lori Mody and discussed illegal kickbacks for his children in a telecommunications venture in Nigeria in which he had invested. "All these damn notes we're writing to each other as if we're talking as if the FBI is watching," he told Mody, who was wearing an FBI wire........ What an idiot, and still doing "business as usual" in Washington D.C. So, Nancy "the leader of the whole world" Pelosi whats up with this, you are the uncontested Grand Puba (Flintstones) do something about your wandering sheep. Get his ass outt'a there! Saipan have a pleasant day, finally something that's not your problem.... ......GED.....

329- RED FLAGS

YET ANOTHER OF OUR MAIN TOURIST ATTRACTIONS SUCKS

As I've been saying all along do you think this regular sight at our "pristine" beaches would have any, if only a little, affect on the tourist industry, the very thing we are crying about, that no one is coming here anymore? What would you do if you and your family saved for a year to take that awaited vacation to "beautiful" Saipan, scrimped and sacrificed to make your dream become a reality, arrived here, registered at the Hafa-Adia Hotel, threw off your traveling clothes, jumped in your swimsuit anxious to hit the water and rushed out to a contaminated, red flagged beach? Sure sounds like it would be a huge letdown to me. This is not an occasional happening, this is a regular occurrence, quite a normal thing here to DEQ. Can't any of the crybabies trying to get tourists to come here, see if anything can be done? Who is responsible for this? Here's just what I'm talking about, in todays news, read on. ........... DEQ red-flags six Saipan beaches.........
The Division of Environmental Quality has raised the red flag on six beach sites on Saipan after samples showed excessive concentrations of fecal indicators bacteria.The affected sites are Paupau Beach, Hafa-Adai Hotel, Hafa-Adai Hotel drainage, Garapan Beach Drainage, Diamond Hotel, and Hidden Beach.The division said that samples collected from these locations contained concentrations of enterococci ( E-coli) that exceeded the CNMI Marine Water Quality Standards. These bacteria can indicate the presence of human and animal waste in the water. To adequately address public health concerns, DEQ has given these locations a red flag and advises the public not to fish or swim within 300 feet of these locations for the next 48 hours or until otherwise notified......... Now I know I not only would never come back to this "mess", but would tell everyone I saw to never come here either. Amazingly no one here even seems to (no pun intended) give a shit! Well I guess its just another day in Paradise. Now have a cool swim today. .......GED.......

P.S. Hint, Hint..Clue, Clue.. Do you think that maybe that big pile of an uncontrolled and unmanaged dump site along the oceans edge in Puerto Rico, that is an environmental disaster, at its best, might have something to do with this? Do you think, maybe? ..... Naw, not a chance. they know what they're doing. Sure!.. Pristine indeed! .....GED..... again

328- DO WE NEED MORE

GUESS WE HAVE ENOUGH TO GO AROUND

Subject: Drinking in the USA: A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl from Kentucky are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America ! Take a coupl'a shots for your self, will we miss them? ......GED.....

327- CONFUSING

WHO, HOW MANY, WHAT WAS THE NAME, AGAIN?
This could really get confusing at times, especially if you can't speak Chinese..........BEIJING (AFP) - With more than a billion people now sharing just 100 surnames, Chinese authorities are considering a landmark move to try to end the confusion, state
media reported Tuesday. Current Chinese law states that children are only allowed take the surname from either their mother or father, but the lack of variety means there are now 93 million people in China with the family name Wang.In a country of around 1.3 billion people, about 85 percent share only 100 surnames, according to a nationwide survey conducted by the Ministry of Public Security in April and published in the China Daily newspaper on Tuesday.The survey found 92 million people shared the surname Li, while 88 million were called Zhang. A further seven surnames -- including Chen, Zhou and Lin -- are held by at least 20 million Chinese. Another report by the Chinese Academy of Sciences found at least 100 million people share China's most popular name, Wang Tao. Under a new draft regulation released by the ministry of public security, parents will be able to combine their surnames for their children, a move that could open up 1.28 million new possibilities, the China Daily reported.For instance, a father named Zhou and mother named Zhu could choose to call their child either Zhou, Zhu, Zhouzhu or Zhuzhou, the report added....... Well now that makes it easier, no problem now, the confusion has now ended with this clearing up of the names. You do get it don't you? Well I get it......... .......GED.......