Friday, January 11, 2008

906- MORE SHORTIES

ABOUT MEN AND BOYS
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked . . . "are these my brains?" "Not yet"

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband,
Wife: "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
Husband: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. "His wife got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all of his beer.
.....GED.....

1 comment:

Tamara said...

Hey Glen,

Looks like I just missed you at my office yesterday. When I walked in my co worker told me that you had just walked out. I asked her if she assisted you, and she said she had to give you a denial letter for your moped, so I thought I had better clarrify that when I said that we covered homes, autos and everything in between, I forgot to mention "except mopeds and motorcycles" : )

We can write them, but only under the assigned risk plan as administered by the Office of the Insurance commissioner.

I hope you were able to find insurance, if not you can go to the OIC's office for assignment and you just might get assigned to us..let me know if you have any problems or have any questions...

sorry about that.

:)