Wednesday, January 2, 2008


Bra Religion
What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked
into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Did you ever wonder why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? (click on letters to see pictures of sizes)
If you
have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Men you have now been informed, so take this lesson and go out and buy that bra for your wife you know she so badly needs.


lil_hammerhead said...

Very funny.

Boni said...

I think I'm a Methodist: whatever the "girls" need at any given time works with me!