Friday, March 30, 2007



1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?

(Click on "comments" for answers.) (less than 5 points makes you an idiot, be honest.)
(Post your name and score if you took this test)..........GED..........


glend558 said...

1. Yes Indeed, there is a 4th of July in England. There is also a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, of July. Everybody gets this one right. Not you? Uh ohhhh ....

2. The average man has ONE birthday. You can only be born once. Got this one wrong too, did you?

3. The answer is 12. All months have at least 28 days stupid ...

4. The beggar is also a woman, so the beggar is the woman's sister, not her brother. Dopey ....

5. If a man is LIVING in the USA, why on earth would you bury him? Shame on you!

6. The answer is 6 outs. There are 3 outs for the home team and three outs for the visiting team. No arguments about the ninth inning here folks. NO points if you said 3!

7. No ... it is not legal for a man to marry his widow's sister no matter where he lives. In order to even HAVE a widow, the guy would have to be dead. If you got this one wrong, not only are you an idiot, but you're also morbid!

8. The two men each win the same number of games because they aren't playing each other. Gotcha, didn't we?

9. The answer is 70. Dividing 30 by 1/2 is the same as multiplying 30 by 2. Then you add ten. Take some Ginko Biloba to improve your memory of basic math if you blew this one ....

10. The bear is white of course. If all four sides have a southern exposure, the only place the house could be is at the North Pole. So obviously, it's a polar bear. Take more Ginko Biloba if you forgot your basic geography too ...

Anonymous said...

You got me fool my man... But keep up the good job. Hey, you might get some advertisers to sponsor some of the tidbits.

Glenn M.