These are for you to remember at cocktail parties....What is a Yankee?..The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?..The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?..Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like sex?..Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?..45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?..45 minutes.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?.. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?..The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?..Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like sex?..Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?..45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?..45 minutes.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?.. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why do old men chase young women they don't intend to marry?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ........GED..........
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ........GED..........
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