Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? .....Everyone has the same DNA.What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?......A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with..... "a recipe".
What's the difference between a Yankee fairytale and a Redneck fairytale?......A Yankee fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A Redneck fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh * it...".
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?......Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Why is there no Disneyland in China?......No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?......They named him "Sum Ting Wong"..............GED............
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