HAVE THEY FINALLY FOUND A REASON FOR SAIPAN?Can't attract tourists, can't keep the power on, can't drink the water, is bankrupt and already down the tubes and won't mine pozzolan, so whats left?
Well, here is the latest news flash....
MAKE SAIPAN A DUMP!
TINIAN is considering the feasibility of shipping its non-recyclable solid waste to Saipan until the construction of a new Tinian landfill is completed. Story Here....
Now here is something that just might work. Make Saipan a huge dump site and collect all the trash throughout all the Pacific islands. Why, just think of the possibilities, barge after barge of rotten garbage coming in daily, non stop. It will always be needed, they won't run out of garbage, garbage is like taxes and death, everyone has to do it. This is a no brainer, bring in the trash. Finally a plan that will work... Kudos to the brilliant, high minded people who developed this grand scheme!
Here comes the money!
.....GED.....
Well, here is the latest news flash....
MAKE SAIPAN A DUMP!
TINIAN is considering the feasibility of shipping its non-recyclable solid waste to Saipan until the construction of a new Tinian landfill is completed. Story Here....
Now here is something that just might work. Make Saipan a huge dump site and collect all the trash throughout all the Pacific islands. Why, just think of the possibilities, barge after barge of rotten garbage coming in daily, non stop. It will always be needed, they won't run out of garbage, garbage is like taxes and death, everyone has to do it. This is a no brainer, bring in the trash. Finally a plan that will work... Kudos to the brilliant, high minded people who developed this grand scheme!
Here comes the money!
.....GED.....
1 comment:
The first thing that came to mind when I read this piece.. "Fuck that". Let Tinian wallow in its own waste.
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