THERE COULD BE A SERIOUS SNAFU HERE...Always double check the number..
A phone conversation,
Word for word..
"Hello?"
"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"
OOPS!
.....GED.....
5 comments:
Now, that is funny. I don't care where you are from, but that is some funny shit there.
The Captain, Doctor, and I finally made it out to the shooting range today. We didn't have the funds for the RPG-7 and didn't call ahead for the tank drive on the T-62. That's ok, we didn't bring the required bottle of Vodka tip needed to shot the main gun. Rock and roll with the ak was cool and the dragunuv shot straight. Pistols, weren;t up to snuff, but Erdene is going to give the mauser broomhandle a run for it's money on our next visit. Great day here today.
BSF, Did you read MC29?
Good Point, there Glen. The misssus is a pretty decent shot and so we've already let that Genie out of the bottle. Tasers are for people who can't handle drugs. (whoops, meant guns)
BSF, I once showed a girlfriend my .357 Mag and showed her how to use it in an emergency, only I was the emergency she decieded to use it on. It's not a good idea to do that. I know.
I should do a 'flashback' story on how that went down. It included a swat team and all types of good stuff.
Write it Glen, unless you planning on using it for your memoirs. I can think of a title. "How I ended up here in the ditch with a bullet in my chest" Or maybe, "Pierced through the heart and you're to blame" then again that would be auto-bioghraphical. Cheers. Mark
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