181- SAND CASTLES

WHAT A COOL THING TO DO!
Here is the caption to the photo.....Build a castle, save a reef. Light in the Eve Foundation members and officers pose with Build a Castle, Save a Reef competition sponsors during yesterday’s press briefing at the Hyatt Regency Beach Park. From left, Australia’s master sand-sculptor Steve Machell; foundation member Carline Sablan; Division of Environmental Quality spokeswoman Reina Camacho; foundation member Lawrence Boyer; Marites Cabaltica, Wells Fargo Financial senior credit manager; Mark Sablan, Wells Fargo manager; Light in the Eve president Teresa Kim; Judy Torres, deputy managing director of the Marianas Visitors Authority; Mobil’s public and government affairs manager Cecile Bamba-Suda; and Light in the Eve vice president Laila Y. Boyer. Photo by Mark Peñaranda
Some very dedicated people to the betterment of all. The community, nature, the ocean, and all environmental concerns that need to be positively addressed. Now you have sand castles in your dreams! ....GED.... P.S. you must click on this pic.. Do you see a turtle?

180- DUMB, DUMBER and DUMBEST

HERE ARE MY RATINGS OF THE GOVERNMENT.
DUMB: The republicans who can't seem to get us out of this war.
DUMBER: The democrats that have no clue as what to even start to do.
DUMBEST: Nancy Pelosi and Harry (the wimp) Reid, who have already given up, throwing in the towel, cutting and running, offering no sensible resolution to any of the problems on hand.
DO YOU WANNA HEAR MY RESOLUTION?
1-Leave with this severe warning--Don't come over here!
2-Let them kill themselves. Blow their own silly asses to kingdom- come.
3-Develop our own independence free of their oil.
4-If they come here, nuke 'um. Especially Iran....Blast them back into the stone age, one time, one shot, finished, done, all over, ended, kaput.
I would love to hear your ideas. Have a peaceful evening and a nice tomorrow morning! .....GED......

179- HARRY (WIMP) REID

THE SAME TO YOU, YOU WIMP, DEFEATIST, LOSER, SORRIER THAN EVEN NANCY PELOSI, GET OUT!

Do you believe this idiot is one of our senators? Put in a position of power by us the people, to say these intolerable statements that only embolden our enemies. Harry, its plain and simple, "shut the hell up and get out!" You are a disgrace to all Americans, especially our fighting men and women. Let me show you what this ass-hole is saying (a news quote).....Leading Democrat in the Senate, Harry (the wimp) Reid tells Reporters, ‘This War Is Lost.’ Another headline....Senator Harry Reid, the majority leader, said Thursday that “this war is lost,” Can you believe this idiot? I can’t begin to imagine how our troops in the field, who are risking their lives every day, are going to react when they get back to base and hear that the Democrat leader of the United States Senate has declared the war is lost,” “There is nobody in this Congress ( except Harry Reid, who has already given up, thrown in his towel) who wants to lose this war,” “Everybody wants to protect this country.” ( a quote by another senator) So you people in Nevada, throw your finger pointing defeatist out on his sorry ass, stand up for the good ole U.S. of A. (The sound of the Star Spangled Banner is playing in the background.) So you tell me what you think...and have a USA feeling today... ........GED........

178- MORE OF THE SAME

THIS IS A TIME TO REFLECT ON WHERE WE ARE.
Are you a regular reader, a 558er,? Join the club, better sooner than later.
Today this is our accomplishments:... Our first month... Started 3/19/07. Post is #178. More to come.....
Average 6 per day, you need to be alert to keep up with this.
Milestones accomplished: Over 175 posts, in 30 days of writing.
Now y'all need to start giving me a few "comments", let me know what you think, I thrive on "comments" go ahead talk to me. Now kiss today good-bye..... And to y'all a new hello tomorrow! .....GED.......
P.S. lets look foward to # 200, yeah!

177- NO MORE!!!!

NO MORE OF THIS IDIOT!, ENOUGH ALREADY!, STOP IT!..

Just how much more of this ass-hole can we take? Did he not show us just what a fricking idiot he was. Why all the news coverage, why give this ass-hole any T.V. time, stop your madness. That means you FOX and CNN news. Do not put this worms ugly face in front of me again! Don't give him another minute of air time. STOP THIS NOW! You only are encouraging the next idiot to make the next score 33+ or more.

Don't you see what this is doing, it is encouraging others to do the same, except for them raise the ante a few more notches. I rest my case.....GED....

176- HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

HEARD ABOUT THE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS?
A crazy funnin' bunch I must say. A bit of what they are and do.....
If you like to run, drink beer or both, there is an active chapter of the Hash House Harriers (a drinking club with a running problem) on Saipan. The Saipan Hash House Harriers meet every Saturday at the Bank of Guam building in Garapan at 3:30 PM in 'Winter', and 4:00 PM in 'Summer'. Join the Hash if you'd like to meet some folks from Saipan, see some of the lesser known areas of the island, and enjoy a bit of outrageous partying. The cost is US $6.00 per person for the run, all the beer, soda and junk food you can consume, and all the fun you can handle. A hash run is similar to the game of hares and hounds. A trail is set through the boonies by a Hare. After a ten minute head start, the pack, or hounds follow the trail in an attempt to catch the Hare before the Hare reaches the ending point of the trail.....Goals of the Hash(From the 1938 charter of the Kuala Lumpur Hash House Harriers.).... 1.- To promote physical fitness among our members.... 2.- To get rid of weekend hangovers.... 3.- To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer.... 4.- To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel..... And always plenty of beer and partying at the end of each occasion. You need to be in reasonable physical shape to do this, (to run, not to drink beer) that is. So there ya' go. Have a glorious day! .........GED........

175- WHOOPS

I GUESS THIS SAYS IT ALL.
It's all there in black and white.
Case closed!
Have a happy day!
....GED....

174- HOW MANY?

AN OLDIE BUT STILL A GOODIE.
It does sound like alot of people, doesn't it?
Here we go.......Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on Iraq.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?".... Don't we just love George W.
Now you have a wonderful day!.... .......GED......

173- CNMI TOURISM MONTH

MAY IS TOURISM MONTH IN THE CNMI.........BUT DON'T FORGET THE FLAME TREE FESTIVAL ...APRIL 26th, 27th, and 28th.
A few of the local happenings about to take place in May. Read on..........
May is just around the corner and the Marianas Visitors Authority has a month full of activities planned for Tourism Month.
This year's theme is “Tourism is Everybody's Business.”
“Once again we are looking forward to an exciting Tourism Month,” said MVA managing director Perry Tenorio. “These events bring both the tourists and locals together while we showcase the uniqueness of the Mariana Islands.”
The Taste of the Marianas International Food Festival & Beer Garden will be held at the American Memorial Park from 6pm to 10pm every Saturday night beginning May 5 and ending on May 26........ The Ayuda Fun Run will take place on Saipan May 5, 2007 and on Tinian May 26, 2007. The run starts at 6am. Participants may pre-register for $10 at the MVA office prior to the event or pay a $15 registration fee on day of the event........
Wear Red Day will take place every Friday in May. Everyone in the community, especially tourism industry partners, are asked to show their support for the CNMI's most viable industry by wearing red every Friday for the month of May to emphasize the importance of tourism for all of us..... So here's to hoping you can join in all the fun stuff about to happen soon. Now you have a very nice month of May!..... ..........GED.........

172- HE LOVES GOLF

NOW HERE'S A GUY THAT REALLY LOVES GOLF !
So that's what the little wife thinks, but there's more (would I disappoint you?) Yes, there is much more and this guys really got it figured out. Now let me show you just what I mean by recanting this little episode, here's the story:....... A married man(the one I'm referring to) was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 6 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf again!" .......... So there you go and here we are....Now you have a very pleasant afternoon! .....GED.......

171- MUSLIM ALERT!

TO ALL SUICIDAL MUSLIMS, TAKE HEED!

The fantasy that you believe awaits you after blowing your goddamn silly ass off the face of the earth, is not at all as you believe. The 72 virgins you believe will be all yours when your body, now a mangled and evaporated piece of shit, hits the airways to kingdom come, this is what will be waiting for your sorry meager remains. Although they might be virgins (this only makes them meaner) they are in no way going to receive you as the idiotic hero you think you are. Your hereafter will be HELL. What you see here will come down upon you a with more than a sevenfold of vengeance, wreaking havoc upon your disgusting blob of remains. So take due warning! Be sure to add a couple more sticks of dynamite to your sorry ass and do the job right, don't be a wimp give 'er hell, double your load, blow your silly self right in there. And to all a good night..... Now you all that are still here, have a very nice evening! .....GED......

170- GLOBAL WARMING

MAYBE AL GORE IS RIGHT!

As we can see here the trend in garment wearing seems to prove that the climate is indeed warming a bit. This is what I will call "the skivvies test". Starting in the 18th century and up until last year you can clearly see the how the size, shape and thickness of ladies undergarments have drastically changed, clearly indicating what we all and Al Gore fear, it is getting warmer on planet earth. Clearly this observation and conclusion cannot be ignored as the proof lies right before our eyes, in our bedrooms, our closets and in our "drawers". Do not fear this natural phenomenon as this trend is likely to keep occurring, but is not to alarm anyone. All is well.. Now you have a very nice day! .........GED.........

169- OPTICAL ILLUSIONS

NOT REALLY OPTICAL ILLUSIONS BUT A CLEVER PAINT JOB.....
It sure looks like the cases of Pepsi are stuck to the roof of the trucks trailer, not an illusion at all, but an excellent piece of art work. Sure would catch the eye if you were to meet up with this rig on the road...

Continually backing up, that's the illusion this scene gives an unsuspecting motorist who may come upon this big rig. Nice work, to this artist also.
Now you keep from backing up today! ......GED......
(click on pics.)

168- WHATS YOUR SIGN

EVER WONDER WHICH WAY TO GO, BEEN LOST AND CONFUSED?.... Well these signs should clear things up, show you the way, point you to the right path to follow and get you on your merry way. No problem.





Now this sign presents a totally different set of circumstances, its not wondering which road to take but what you might prefer to do. This is not a matter of direction but conviction. A difficult choice indeed.......The choice is yours..... Now you make all the right decisions today!
.........GED.........

167- CANOEING IN THE PACIFIC

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF WAYS TO PROPEL A CANOE. EITHER WITH PADDLES OR WITH A SAIL.
Both of the canoes shown here are called outrigger canoes, the name derived from the outrigger attached to the canoe for stability. There are races scheduled periodically which consist of paddling clubs from around the area and other parts of the world.
These types of canoes are said to have brought the now local population to these island, years and years ago. These designs date way back to the ancestors of the present day natives of the islands.

Now just sail through this day!

.........GED.........

166- PATHETIC!

DOES THIS LOOK THIRD WORLD TO YOU? HAPLESS PEOPLE BEGGING FOR AN EDUCATION?
Well it's right here in the CNMI where our elected officials promised emphatically that schools would be priority #1 during their bid to be elected, guess that promise went to hell along with all the rest of them. Sad to see this happening, but a reality never-the-less.
Now I want to get to a point that really peeves me, (I should have said "really pisses me off") it has to do with some comments made in the paper by a teacher, trying to rectify the situation, with some dumb-ass ideas. And I quote the news: NEARLY 300 letters written by students of public schools were hand-delivered to the Legislature yesterday. Bree Reynolds, a science teacher at Hopwood Junior High School, said: She recommends the passage of a new tax measure. Reynolds said there are “alternative ways to find new revenue” which should be considered by the Legislature. "I want them to pass a tax like a sin tax of $1 for cigarettes and $1 for every six-pack of beer sold in the CNMI,”... Now this is what I wanna know, Why is it always sin taxes, on beer, cigarettes, poker et al? Don't you know how often these taxes have been raised already? I say goddamn enough with these taxes. Why don't we put the load elsewhere for a change, say like betel nut, maybe shoes, everyone needs them, let everyone pay for a change. Now here comes the astute mind bending idea that should be considered. Lets charge sin taxes, yes, the sin of uncontrolled births, the sin of no family planning, the sin of having more kids then you can afford, the sin of uncontrolled teenage pregnancies, unwed teenage mothers, babies having babies, let these damn sinners pay for all the kids. Now I'm not against education for the children, by any means, I think its right in line, side by side with parents, shelter, food, and all the other necessities, but don't make the same group of people always carry your load, how about others pay too. Spread out the costs to all, not always the same ones over and over again. You wanna have kids, you pay. I wanna drink beer I'll pay. I won't make you pay for my beer, you don't ask me to pay for your kids..... Damn that felt good!... I would love to hear your comments....Now you have a beautiful day! ......GED......

165- SERIOUS RESEARCH

THE ACTUAL LABORATORY WHERE THIS GROUND BREAKING RESEARCH TOOK PLACE.....
As you can see we used the most modern of labs to conduct this news making experiments. Not a cent was spared to conduct this most important testing to assert the most conclusive conclusions.
HERE ARE THE TESTS AND THE RESULTS: Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over €1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of €2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Ireland decided to conduct their own study. The Irish didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around €75.00 ( 3 bottles of whiskey), the Irish study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting yourself on the forehead!.... As you can see this is something all men should know, and now we do...So you have a very happy day!... ....GED....

164- GUAM'S BROWN TREE SNAKE

IF YOU SEE ONE OF THESE SNAKES, PLEASE KILL IT, OR REPORT IT.

These Brown Tree Snakes are wreaking havoc on the bird and small animal population on Guam. The real problem the snake poses is it's spread to neighboring islands and where ever flights from Guam touch down. Some more facts:.........Guam has been infested by aliens of the scaly, slithering kind. Once a snake-free island, Guam is now the home to over 12,000 to 15,000 brown tree snakes per square mile. The snake is causing many economical and ecological problems on this island: it is the cause of many power outages every year, it is a major threat to some animal species, and it has completely wiped out over 8 species of birds that are native to Guam, some of which existed only on that island. So how did a snake like this become introduced to an snake-less island? In the early 1950’s, the snake was accidentally transported into Guam, probably via ship cargo. By the 1960’s, the snake had adapted to and dispersed throughout Guam. These snakes bring nothing but trouble with them. Over the course of two decades, the snake has gotten rid of almost all the native birds of Guam. It caused the extinction of the Guam rail and the Micronesian kingfisher, among other types of fowl. The snake is not only a threat to the birds of Guam, but also to small mammals such as the flying fox and the fruit bat. The brown tree snake also causes power outages - over 1200 since 1978. In addition, although their bite is only mildly poisonous to adults, it can cause severe sickness in young children....So not a good thing to have existing here, that's for sure. Always be on..Snake Alert. Now you have a very nice day, and don't dream about snakes tonight. ...........GED..........

163- BUMPER STICKERS

HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS TAKEN FROM BUMPER STICKERS:

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.... Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math....
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.... It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.... Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.... Rehab is for quitters....
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs....
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck....
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep....
He who laughs last thinks slowest....
How can I miss you if you won't go away?...
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?... Have any favorites you want to share? Just click on "comments" and let 'um rip.... Now you have a very nice day!........GED........

162- THE CONDOM STORY

WHY CONDOMS COME IN DIFFERENT AMOUNTS
The explanation...... A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........The ongoing spiral of life, so it seems. Click on the picture and read the corporate sponsors logos, they should sound familiar. Now you have a very nice day! ............GED...........

161- WATER SPORTS

FUN UNDER THE WATER:
Snorkeling, a relaxing and fun thing to do that doesn't require to much effort. Just cruise lazily along and see the amazing colors of fish and corals. Can be enjoyed by almost everyone.
RIDING ON THE WATER:
The banana boat, an exhilarating ride to say the least. Hop on this suck'a and your off, flying on the water, for the more daring.

FLYING ABOVE THE WATER:
Para-sailing, this requires the most fearless of heart as you will zoom off the water and fly like a bird. Thrills at their highest, on cloud 9 at high rate of speed . You can't miss this action. Now you have a very thrilling day! ........GED.......

160- BEACHES

A BEAUTIFUL BEACH RIGHT HERE ON SAIPAN!
Saipan has some of the most pristine beaches in the pacific. A great place to catch some 'rays, relax, B-B-Q, and hit the ocean for a cool dip. Don't forget the margaritas or the Buds either. Stay and wait for the sunset they are always spectacular, full of colors and reflections off the clouds. So when you are here, kick back, relax, enjoy the views and take home a memory. If you live here, don't take it for granted, enjoy it every time you can. Now you have a very nice day! ......GED......

159- MIXED BREEDS

CAN YOU NAME THESE TWO ANIMALS?

If you said horse, you would be wrong, of course.

Remember it is a mixed breed.

This is also a mixed breed. I'll bet you never heard of this one.

Click on "comments" below to get the proper names.

Now have a very nice day!.....GED.....

158- WHAT NOT TO SAY

TWELVE THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A POLICEMAN.

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Are you Andy or Barney?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?" Not a good thing to say at all, best to just shut-up. Then when this is all said and done... You have a very nice day! .....GED......

157- WWIII

OUR REAL CONCERNS: IT'S ONLY HUMOR!
President Bush and V. P. Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?" Bush turns to Cheney and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".
There you go. Now you have a very nice day! ....GED....