246- CHELSEA CLINTON

IT ALL DEPENDS WHAT IS, IS
Dad knows best....Read this.......Not according to Dad: Chelsea returned from a date, and Hillary asked her if she had a good time.Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you?"Chelsea said, "No, Not according to Dad."
So there you go, and here we are........GED.........

245- TRY WHEATIES

SAY MOM, I'LL HAVE WHEATIES INSTEAD.
Heard this one?........A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.".... I'll take the Wheaties, please .....GED.......

244- GUNS & THOUGHTS

HERE ARE SOME COMPARISONS

Guns cause mass killings in the same way-

Golden arches cause heart disease..........

Cigar cutters cause gum disease-........

Sex causes abortions-......

90210 causes conspiracy theories-.....

Spoons cause obesity < exception =" Rosie">.....

Cameras cause pornography-..

Matches cause arson.....

Cars cause drunk driving-...

White House interns cause infidelity-...

Need I say more?....GED....

243- CAIRO, EGYPT

YOU GOTTA LOOK AT THIS VERY CLOSELY...
Is this a piece of nowhere land?
My friend Mike Hathcock is going to go there to help build a Jack Nicklaus designed golf course. (click on this pic to see a desert) This is gotta be a token to all the golf course builders in the world. Some info....Nicklaus Design enters Egypt to create27-hole golf course for Palm Hills.
World's leading design firm embraces opportunity to design course for world-class resort that features views of Pyramids
NORTH PALM BEACH, Fla.-Palm Hills, destined to be one of Egypt's most prominent residential communities, announced today that Nicklaus Design, the world's leading golf course design firm, will create its first golf course in Egypt to serve as the community's centerpiece. NOW HAVE A VERY NICE DAY......GED....

242- PORK

TO OLIVE, AT PORKEYS
I saw your tee shirt that said "Kiss my Pork" Well, here is my sign to you. Thank you for accommodating me at your very nice bar. May many people find your place. Good luck!.........GED....

241- INCOMPETENT OFFICIALS

JUST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR DUMB-ASS ELECTED OFFICIALS ANYWAY? WHY CAN'T THESE PEOPLE ELECTED TO SERVE, MAKE DECISIONS, ENACT LAWS AND RUN THIS SORRY ASSED GOVERNMENT, EVEN ACCOUNT FOR THEIR FINANCIAL BEINGS..... Boy, this just has to be one sorry fricki'n bunch of idiots. Read on.....ABOUT 48 percent or 201 of the 423 government officials required to file statements of financial interests for calendar year 2006 failed to do so by the May 1 deadline which the Office of the Public Auditor says is “quite disappointing.”“Almost 50 percent did not file on time. It’s quite disappointing,” Public Auditor Mike Sablan told Variety yesterday. He said “OPA has invested significant resources to remind, inform and follow up on the filing. But we will continue to remind them. We consider the filing of financial statements critical in terms of transparency in government.”........Now what the hell do we need to do, throw these bums out on their own dumb asses. Now the OPA will have to follow this group of incompetents around, holding their hands and begging for their compliance, as the OPA doesn't have enough to do without baby-sitting idiots stumbling over their own feet. The public auditor says he's "disappointed, I say let's get really pissed off! See what the OPA must now do........OPA personnel will be on Tinian this Wednesday to assist government officials in filing their statements of financial interests. OPA personnel will also be on Rota on Friday for the same purpose. The public auditor said OPA personnel would be available at the offices of the mayors on the two islands...... Gotta follow these idiots around and kiss-asses. People do not accept this outlandish disregard for the laws by these elected idiots. Let me hear your opinion, me, I'm pissed! .....GED......

240- ENGLISH LESSONS HERE

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT TEACHERS?

Can you read these correctly the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A large mouth bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object.
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on. Are you confused yet? Need more time to ponder these thoughts? Well, ...now that's a deep subject.
..........GED.........

239- WHY IS.....

HERE ARE SOME THINGS TO PONDER WITH YOUR COFFEE THIS MORNING.

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?..... Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?....... Where's that extra penny going to?...... Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?...... Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?...... Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?...... If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?...... Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?...... Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway....... Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?...... Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?...... Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!...... If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME STUFF, why didn't he just buy dinner?...... If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ...YIKES!...... If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?..... Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?...... Why did you just try singing the two songs above?...... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?.....

Well there you have it, and here you go. Do you have the answers to these really sensible daily questions? ........GED.......

238- BILL AND HILLARY

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN B and P
Don't confuse these two letters as Bill did and things went terribly wrong, as you will see. Please note the following story...............HOME OPENER
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head. The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You mo*%th#@$%ff*&er!!!.. The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that! Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first "Pitch".
It's all in how you hear it, I guess. Now have a wonderful ball game... ......GED......

237- TASTE OF THE MARIANAS

YOU MUST NOT MISS THIS! OR GODFATHERS BAR LATER.. May 5, 12, 19, 26. Taste of the Marianas International Food/Beer Festival (Every Saturday)Held at the American Memorial Park grounds, every Saturday from 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. The event features local and international cuisine sold by participating hotel & local restaurant outlets. Visitors to the festival can also experience local and international performers jam the night away. Everyone is invited to stop by.......Well I stopped by last night, what a fun time, so many really cool and friendly people there. If you don't make this you are missing out on your life. Great food, excellent music, all things in general a success story. Whoever put this together must be complimented. Bravo! There is still a chance for you to go as there will be three more of these events the next three Saturday's. You don't wanna miss these, so get off your ass. Now after this slows down at 10:00 be sure to make it to Godfathers Bar, there the party continues to rock on, indoors and outdoors. This place is jamming and sooo many nice people there and that includes staff and customers, a real ass kicking time to be had, so be sure not to miss out on this one. Kudos, Scott, Ron and a very excellent professional staff.
Now you have a very nice Today! .....GED....

236- EARRINGS

A PAIR OF DIAMOND DROP EARRINGS
Sure are sexy, eye catching, and lovely.
I would think any lady wearing a pair of these should be complimented as they have compliment her. Only a very gracious lady can sport these. Here's to you for wearing them. Now you have a very nice day. ........GED........

235- BEWARE

A TALE OF CHEATING AND REVENGE
Be very careful or you may end up confessing on your death bed too.
Here's what you don't want to ever happen to your own self. Read on......... Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to, " his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know," she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work.".....Well all I can say is this, he kept it all to close to home, let that be a warning and a bit 'o advice.... ........GED.......

234- SPIKED COFFEE

ONLY TRY THIS AT HOME
The tale of an Irish coffee, an old couple, sex and surprises.
Now here it is the "story.".......... Subject: Irish Viagra: An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra." It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate . He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" " Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
WARNING: Only spike the coffee when your safely at home! ........GED........

233- TINIAN FIESTA NOW!

IT'S PARTY TIME IN THE MARIANAS

Biba Fiestan San Jose!
The 2007 Tinian San Jose Fiesta is finally here, with all the fun and enjoyment one has come to expect of the people of Tinian. The event honoring the island's patron saint, San Jose, is a signature and festive event for all the people of the Marianas. Booths serving delectable dishes, games for the kids, games of chance and more will be awaiting people when they join the festivities. There is entertainment and many activities planned for the event, with added sport activities. Be there for the signature Tinian-style “roasted cow,” prepared no better than the way the people of Tinian can bring it to you. Also, take a stroll at the new Kastiyu Wildlife Park. See exotic animals both indigenous and new to the island of Tinian. There will be a special ferry run from Saipan to Tinian on Friday, May 4, at 5pm, and the regular ferry schedule on Saturday at 5pm. On Sunday, the ferry will run from Tinian to Saipan at 7pm. So clear your calendars for May 3, 4, 5 and 6 from 10am to 12pm daily, and get ready to enjoy yourself. (PR)
This is happening right now! get going! .....GED......

232- LIBERATION DAY

LIBERATION DAY FESTIVAL, CELEBRATION, PARADE AND FIREWORKS, COMING
You won't want to miss this one.......Some info......The Liberation Day festival, scheduled to take place from June 1 to July 9 this year, will once again be held at the Garapan Fishing Base. One change for this year's festivities will be the time of the Liberation Day parade. Instead of holding the event in the morning of July 4, Guerrero said the parade would take place in the afternoon, from 2pm to 6pm. Guerrero said people could go directly to the festival grounds for the program following the parade. Logistics and Fireworks Committee chair Frank Tudela said a grand fireworks display would once again highlight the festivities. He said, though, that the fireworks display would not be as grand as last year but the committee would make sure that the community would still enjoy the display on June 1, July 4, and 5. Sounds like a good time for all, see you there! Have a happy anything you want! ........GED.......

231- IN THE NEWS

READ THE FOLLOWING CAPTION TO THIS PICTURE
This was in today's paper, I'll bet the one in the back won't have a chance when the finalist's are picked. This is the actual caption......Four of this year's candidates for the Liberation Day Queens competition were presented to the public Wednesday morning.
Which one is your choice? Interesting isn't it?........GED.......

230- WE WANT TO KNOW

HERE ARE SOME PERPLEXING QUESTIONS FOR TODAY..DO YOU HAVE THE ANSWERS?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
How young can you die of old age?
Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Do you have any more to add to this list today? If not, have a very nice day! ....GED....

229- OLD LINERS

HERE WE GO: THE ADVANTAGE OF GETTING OLD (and you will) IS YOU WON'T DIE YOUNG.
Here are some more bits 'o wits. ..........
Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um...
I am not young enough to know everything.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Try to do things in chronological order. It's less confusing that way.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
Do you have any favorites? just add a comment. ......GED......

228- SAIPAN TRIBUNE BIASED

DO YOU THINK THE SAIPAN TRIBUNE IS BIASED TOWARD THE GOVERNOR?

Well I surely do. Its that little connection through Mr. Willie Tan that bends their opinion. I wrote an article responding to the governors ('paid in full, for what') buddy Dr. Jesus Camacho, and can you guess what? It was never printed, I can't imagine why, I guess opinions that differ from the governor and his cronies don't rate to be placed in the "Tribune."
To bad they are so opinionated to the governor that others can't speak their piece in the "Tribune". No freedom of speech or opinion here at the "Tribune." I'll probably have to resort to publishing this at some "other" place.

Here is Dr. Camacho's letter published by the "Tribune"

.............NOT ON THE SAME PAGE.......
Washington Representative Pete A. Tenorio said to the media in April 2006: “The NMI is losing credibility in Washinton D.C.” His remark referred to the Abramoff lobbying scandal that resulted in a jail term for the once very powerful Washington D.C. lobbyist. Approximately one year later, Tenorio makes public his viewpoint regarding Governor Fitial's absence from meetings held in Washington D.C.
By criticizing the governor, Pete A has made the situation worse in terms of the credibility and image of the CNMI. He has made it apparent to those individuals and groups in Washington D.C. who are already critical of the CNMI that elected officials of the CNMI and in D.C. are clearly not on the same page.
This fragmentation among elected officials in the CNMI will always work against any progress and the chance of changing a diminishing credibility and image problem in Washington D.C. If Pete A. does not comprehend the damage he is responsible for, then he should step down from his role as Washington representative for the CNMI.
The last thing the CNMI need now is to have a loose cannon in Washington D.C. more concerned about stirring up controversy instead of trying to enhance the credibility and image of the CNMI with a positive and professional perspective that reflects a collegial and collaborative mindset.
Dr. Jesus D. Camacho Delano, California
.........Here is my article that never made the "Tribune."........

Reply to "NOT ON THE SAME PAGE"........

To Dr. Jesus Camacho: Now we finally know why you took all that money from the governor. It's for you to criticize any one that speaks out against your good buddy. It was not Pete A.'s involvement with Abramoff that put this government into the relationship it has in Washington. So take all your cash and shut-up. Keep your opinions where you are, outta here. You've probably spent all your ill gained cash already, so now leave us alone. Pete happened to be elected by far larger % voters than the (less than 30% governor) so let him do the job he is sent there by the voters to do. Keep your worthless opinions to yourself.

GLEN DOUTRICH San Jose, Saipan

Biased don't you think?

........GED......

227- ONION RINGS

BUT HE REALLY DID WANT THE ONION RINGS, COULD TASTE 'UM ALREADY.

Here is a story of a hapless thief who just couldn't even get an order of "rings". Here it is ..........Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A. M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away...... And you think you have it tough at times, well never mind, and have a nice day!.....GED.....

226- U.S. MARINES

DON'T MESS WITH U.S. NEVER TRY TO FOOL A U.S. MARINE
As you can see by the novel little story to follow..........Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...Just before take-off, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a coke.""Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat,"I'll get it for you."As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too. "Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN.
Now there ya go, Don't mess with US. Now have a beautiful evening! .........GED.......

225- DISCLOSURE

IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO? I COULD TYPE THIS SIMPLE REPORT BY MYSELF, SHOWING NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT ONE, PIECE OF BACK-UP OR PROOF OF TRUTH.
If this is your idea of a disclosure, then I have no confidence in anything else you say or do. Please try, as a the professional person you like to be considered, to do a little better. If you ask, say for an accounting from CUC, would this type of report satisfy your request? You tell me.
From: Stanley Torres
FY 2006 EXPENDITURES As of September 30, 2006
PERSONNEL COSTS $98,650.00
Number of personnel = 6
VEHICLE RENTAL $2,413.00
Leased Vehicle returned due to revised budget.
Expense for 3 months only(prorated).
OFFICE SUPPLIES AND OPERATIONS $600.00
Purchase Order for National Office Supply
TRAVEL None 0
SUBSISTENCE ALLOWANCE None 0
TOTAL $101,663.00
No ghost employees here? A reminder.....Four years ago, for those readers who are unaware of what happened then, the Attorney General’s Office filed 62 criminal charges against ex-congressman Stanley Torres. For what? A scheme to hire a ghost employee. An OPA criminal investigator earlier accused Torres of employing Sablan as a ghost employee, who allegedly received CNMI paychecks via direct deposit to the Bank of Guam and the First Hawaiian Bank.
Scheme once..Scheme again?
Today be at your best! ........GED.......

224- COPPER THEFTS

MORE IDIOTS STEALING COPPER WIRE AGAIN
This is were it goes (see pic) to the recyclers. This must be stopped! Jail sentences for these perpetrators, mandatory, in years, not suspended sentences. More of the story........THIEVES broke in through a window in a day care center in Koblerville and stole about 100 feet of copper wire. It is the first copper wire theft reported to the police since April 9. Department of Public Safety spokeswoman Lei Ogumoro said the incident happened at Little Angels Day Care. The suspects broke in through a window and cut about 100 feet of copper wire from the kitchen, living room and two other rooms. .....Stealing from babies, how much lower can one get, absolutely no consideration for anyone but their own greedy selves. I have the utmost confidence in the DPS catching them, but no assurance the courts will punish them sufficiently to thwart more thefts. The courts need to get tough on this insanity. Let me know your solutions to this stupidy. Now have a very nice day! ..........GED........

223- PAGAN VOLCANO

WHY ARE WE PLAYING STUPID GAMES WITH THIS ?
Isn't the economy at a point, you would think, to stop playing silly games and get down to business of making some money, a bit of income for this sorry government. But NOOO!, not these idiots, they must quarrel over stupid 'who gets the most' out of this plan, all holding out for the bigger share while the island economy suffers. Some excerpts about this.....THE House of Representatives and the Senate have adopted a resolution urging Gov. Benigno R. Fitial to withdraw an administration’s lawsuit that challenges the law reinstating the Pagan mining permit of JG Sablan Rock Quarry. House Joint Resolution 15-19 was introduced by Rep. Candido B. Taman R-Saipan, who said the Pagan mining venture will help increase government revenue collections amid the islands’ worsening economic conditions. ......Now I don't care if its JG Sablan Rock Quarry, or Minnie Mouses Tea Party, get your asses doing something constructive, and stop the greediness. More about Pozzolan.........In Europe and the U.S., natural pozzolan cement is used in constructing high-rise buildings, highways, bridges, harbors, dams, aqueducts and sewer systems. Because the rich pozzolan deposits on Pagan could be mined and quarried for commercial purposes, it would generate immediate revenue for the government, Taman said. Taman said the CNMI continues to suffer when there is actually a “gold mine on Pagan.”He said he is wondering why the Fitial administration is trying to delay a project “that everybody knows can save the commonwealth.”“We actually have natural resources that can benefit us and provide economic opportunities to our people — better public services, better education and better health care,” the lawmaker said. .....What the hell are you idiots waiting for? A typhoon to wipe out the existing materials, or the island to blow and cover the pozzolan so deep it is gone forever? We have a source of revenues lying out there and someone willing to go get it, but it just sits while the governor talks about personnel layoffs. Don't this piss you off too? Business friendly??? Indeed. You let me know how you feel about this, no nice days until you respond. ..........GED........

222- OPTICAL ILLUSION

TO ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE, STUDY THIS PICTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SEE A WATERFALL.
It's there if you can move your eyes, look at other things, other than the ------s. Write back to me and tell me what you see in this photo. You must click on this one, for your own good. NICE EH?
You have a very nice dream tonight! ......GED......