## Friday, March 30, 2007

### IDIOT TEST Part II

THE SECOND ROUND OF THE IDIOT TEST. Even the asses look smarter this time.

11. If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 foot 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1950?

Less than 5 correct...your an idiot!
Post your name and score, if you aren't embarrassed.
...........GED...........

#### 1 comment:

glend558 said...

11. The answer is two. You took away two, so that's what you've got, right? Sure! We didn't ask you how many the other guy had left. Simpleton ....

12. There are two coins: a 50 cent piece and a nickel. One of them is not a nickel (it's a 50 cent piece) but the other one is. Not doing any better on the second half, are you? :-)

13. You light the MATCH first dummie ...

14. Half way of course. When the dog gets to the half way point, if he keeps running, he is then running OUT of the woods.

15. The answer is one hour. You would take the first pill right away, the second a half hour later, and the third a half hour after that. The moment you took the third pill, you wouldn't have anymore.

16. The answer is 9. Read the question again. ALL BUT 9 DIE. Not paying attention, are you ....

17. The answer is NONE! Moses didn't take animals anywhere. That was Noah.

18. The answer is MEAT. What else would butchers be weighing? (You can give yourself one point if you said pot.)

19. There are 12 two cent stamps in a dozen. There are 12 of anything in one dozen. Idiot ....

20. Well, George Bush of course ...