Monday, July 7, 2008

MC78- NEED POT

TRY THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS
Darn, how do they get pot in jail when there isn't any out here? Just kidding of course.
Here is a short segment of the story.... Story Here....
Man admits smoking marijuana in jail
NO action will
be taken at this time against a detainee who admitted to smoking marijuana inside the restroom of the Department of Corrections in May, according to the recommendation of U.S. Probation Office. U.S. Probation Officer Melinda N. Brunson stated that the report she submitted to the U.S. District Court for the NMI regarding 24-year-old Dominic D. Chipwelong is recommended “for informational purposes only and no action be taken at this time.”
Now that's a kick isn't it? Hit the restroom in the DOC and take a few tokes, seems no one will care. It just doesn't seem fair to get away with it in jail and take a chance of getting busted on the outside.
Oh well, Life goes on....
.....GED.....

6 comments:

Lil' Hammerhead said...

It's a great way to keep the prisoners sedated and happy! :}

glend558 said...

Yeah, throw in a few cupcakes and there should be no problems!

Anonymous said...

Mr Chipwelong seems to have a very selective (and short) memory! Maybe smoking some good dope with the inmates and staff with do that. Who could possibly be dealing dope in the newest and most modern facility in the Pacific? I wonder who is making the beer runs to JoeTen Susupe! The prison is a $20 million joke.

KAP said...

Every prison has contraband. I'm wondering more about hanging out in the boys room like a bunch of school kids. Did they all have hall passes?

I think memory problems would be a good thing if you want to get along in jail.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Cupcakes are too costly.. just get McDonalds to donate ketchup/catsup packets. Pot and buckets of ketchup packets. You could reduce the guards to one.

glend558 said...

Ketch-up and warm water,,, the poor mans tomato soup.